Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight .




Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.



Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students