Thursday, December 11, 2008

emmunAkkaaaaaaaaaaa

Emunnadakko ooo emunnadakkaaa…
Potta perigipoi..juttu ralipoi…vunna paruvu poi..
ee industry lo nakinka
emunnadi akko.. emunnadi akko emunnadi akka..


B.Tech chesi naaka (saami)
Hyderabad cherukunnaa(saami)
Experience adugutunteeeee aa aaaa aaaav
Experience adugunte, enta kaavali ante anta petti, job kottina, join ayyina banchaaaaaaan


(Emunnadi akko..)

Training lu ivvaka paye (saami)
Client interaction annadu (saami)
Communication baledu ante a aaa aaaa
Communication baledu ante, kumili kumili edichina, hindu paper veyinchinaa banchaaaaaan

(Emunnadi akko..)

Project ichundu vaadu(saami)
Payslip kuda vachindi(saami)
Payslip chupinchiiii. a a a a a a aaaaaaaaaaaa
Payslip chupinchina, credit card teesukunna, avasaram lenivi anni konna appula palu ainaaa banchhaann…

(Emunnadi akko..)

Project aipoindiii(saami)
Kottadi vastadi annadu (saami)
Bench lo pettundu aaaaa a aa aaaaaaa
Bench lo pettinaaka subject marichipoina, o roju na HR pilusundu poi kalisina banchaann….

(Emunnadi akko..)

Boom taggindi annadu (saami)
Cost cutting annadu (saami)..
Benchlo vunna ani cheppiii aaaaaa a a a a aaaaa

Bench lo vunna ani cheppi bayatiki tosundu kompa kulchundu banchaaannn…


(Emunnadi akko..)


By
R.NarayanaMurthy,
Dreaming to be Infy NarayanaMurthy

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight .




Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.



Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students